I’m a little teapot Short and stout Here is my handle (one hand on hip) Here is my spout (other arm out straight)
When I get all steamed up Hear me shout “Tip me over and pour me out!” (lean over toward spout)
I’m a clever teapot, Yes it’s true Here let me show you What I can do I can change my handle And my spout (switch arm positions) Just tip me over and pour me out! (lean over toward spout)
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You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement.
But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question:
"Do I feel lucky?"
Well, do ya, punk?
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Neckline tested. Lets see what that throat can do.
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Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no spoon.
There is no spoon?
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.