As you can see, (M)onsanto has upped the yield on todays potent fertilizer, ending in a rather interesting result. The environment-friendly toxic blend was able to penetrate deep inside the soil and safely contaminate the water table - allowing the stage to be set for explosive corn growth. Our franken-corn strain is hot, wet, and ready to explode unto the neighboring family farms - unleashing it's inorganic hazardous seed. (M)onsanto officials state that radioactive response teams are to suit-up and begin preparations for all events, including the arrival of the contaminated corn at 60k.
Do yourself a favor, get close to some of the intoxicating stalks, grip one or two firmly in your hand, let it release it's paternal message onto your face... you may hear it say: "I'm coming son.."