Don’t read this. We’ve been dabbing in the office! Baked AF

BITFINEX:BTCUSD   Bitcoin / U.S. Dollar
Told you not to.

Didn’t listen.

Now let us tell you the story about the little grey squirrel with the munchies who bought 5 bags of peanut m&m’s and some xtra hot Doritos in exchange for 3 btc because he’s a douche who can’t even see that this market is about to go crazy.

Or he could just be a squirrel without the cognitive capacity to understand blockchain technology. Whatever. He’s trouble anyway. As if peanut m&m’s ever gown moon....

Hold on to your gentleman area and don’t be like the squirrel. Use your dirty fiat to buy m&m’s you little rascals. Got that?


Peace out!

The Colonel xxx
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ColonelCrypto William_Trades
@William_Trades, squirrels don’t look at charts either. Now get this spammy bullsheeeeeet off my page
No m.o.o.n yet sir.
ColonelCrypto hbgvfcdxsz
@hbgvfcdxsz, you clearly missed 2 things here. Firstly, the title says clearly not to read this, and you did. Secondly, it says not to be like the squirrel, which you are. I’m not sure that leaves you with much credibility left.....
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@The-Rain, the moon is a conspiracy. Squirrel - moon + Illuminati x 4% (Apollo 4 mission budget) = Buzz was buzzed on opiates and skittles. No moon for buzz....
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