Now let us tell you the story about the little grey squirrel with the munchies who bought 5 bags of peanut m&m’s and some xtra hot Doritos in exchange for 3 btc because he’s a douche who can’t even see that this market is about to go crazy.
Or he could just be a squirrel without the cognitive capacity to understand blockchain technology. Whatever. He’s trouble anyway. As if peanut m&m’s ever gown moon....
Hold on to your gentleman area and don’t be like the squirrel. Use your dirty fiat to buy m&m’s you little rascals. Got that?
The Colonel xxx