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ColonelCrypto
Oct 6, 2018 6:03 AM

Don’t read this. We’ve been dabbing in the office! Baked AF Long

Bitcoin / DollarBitfinex

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Told you not to.

Didn’t listen.

Now let us tell you the story about the little grey squirrel with the munchies who bought 5 bags of peanut m&m’s and some xtra hot Doritos in exchange for 3 btc because he’s a douche who can’t even see that this market is about to go crazy.

Or he could just be a squirrel without the cognitive capacity to understand blockchain technology. Whatever. He’s trouble anyway. As if peanut m&m’s ever gown moon....

Hold on to your gentleman area and don’t be like the squirrel. Use your dirty fiat to buy m&m’s you little rascals. Got that?

Sweet.

Peace out!

The Colonel xxx
Comments
The-Rain
Moon
ColonelCrypto
@The-Rain, the moon is a conspiracy. Squirrel - moon + Illuminati x 4% (Apollo 4 mission budget) = Buzz was buzzed on opiates and skittles. No moon for buzz....
ColonelCrypto
@William_Trades, squirrels don’t look at charts either. Now get this spammy bullsheeeeeet off my page
hbgvfcdxsz
No m.o.o.n yet sir.
ColonelCrypto
@hbgvfcdxsz, you clearly missed 2 things here. Firstly, the title says clearly not to read this, and you did. Secondly, it says not to be like the squirrel, which you are. I’m not sure that leaves you with much credibility left.....
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