How to Become Wealthy in a Month
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-Cash for Gold Pig
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Well, now you can by following my proprietary guide to accelerated wealth accumulation!
In just 30 seconds, you can join the elite of Piggish Society by completing these 6 easy steps. It's so easy that even Kodak longs can do it!
Some of you may be asking, "but Perma Pig, there must be a catch!"
Well, I'm here to tell you that there isn't. But hey, if you don't believe me, just ask our Federal Reserve Board about what they plan on doing.
But wait, for a limited time only, you can purchase our host of other incredible services for 2010 inflation-adjusted prices! That's a discount of 70% in real buying power!
Call 1-800-DEF-ICIT in the next 30 seconds and we'll even give you a $1200 check for free! ... *because it is, cough.
Remember, that's 1-800-D-E-F-I-C-I-T' so pick up that phone now!
-Cash for Gold Pig
DJI
DXY
SPX
IXIC
Trade active:
Apologize if this dumps before an ideal truncated double top. But at least you know where it's heading if it doesn't.
Trade active:
hope at least somebody other than myself actually did this, even to a minimal extent.
tomorrow should be glorious if so.
you probably won't be wealthy just yet, but if you roll profits from this "position" style of trading retroactively into metals as they sell off with the market, you could legitimately become relatively rich while everyone else gets poorer.
pretty sure I just stole that last line from Robinhood's mission statement, so apologize for the lack of creativity.
lets have a day bears.
tomorrow should be glorious if so.
you probably won't be wealthy just yet, but if you roll profits from this "position" style of trading retroactively into metals as they sell off with the market, you could legitimately become relatively rich while everyone else gets poorer.
pretty sure I just stole that last line from Robinhood's mission statement, so apologize for the lack of creativity.
lets have a day bears.
