As a full-time trader, my friends and family assume that I am a financial planner.
I am not, for the hundredth time.
But I can analyze charts of financial stuff, so I decided to see if I could prepare a robotic answer for people going forward without the guilt of ignorantly misleading them.
Thus, I broke down the main asset classes that normal people would potentially be interested in.
The good news is that people will stop asking me after they hear my answer.