Description: Be a winner. Be like Loops.
Timeframe In between now and the next 5 weeks, Bitcoin will be trading at $5900.
Indicators used: We ran a survey among a sample group of crypto guru's and mirrored the result.
Shout out to: Stay-at-home dads' hodling shitcoins who managed to turn their hobby into a carreer.
Description: When the last time you saw a nice 4.8 Risk/Reward ratio on Ethereum?
Timeframe You should enter this week. Use a stop so you can feel responsible.
Indicators used: r/Ethtrader tearjar full enough to summon FOMO.
Shout out to: The DAO hacker.
Description: If it falls through you can always buy yourself a nice spot in Decentraland's ghetto.
Timeframe: NOW - 48hrs.
Indicators used: ((Average Price weighted by Average plotprice) √ Binance Bot freq) / #N of times Loops sais "BECAUSE I SAID SO."
Shout out to: Donatella Versace
Description: This shit currently ranks #258 on coinmarketcap. Yall should pay me for even mentioning a winning trade as easy as this.
Timeframe: We gonna stretch this one out folks! Just look at this trade as a way of parking your $ for the next 4 months. By the time school's done, you will have earned yourself a nice holiday!
Indicators used: This aint 1977...
Description: One year from now this will turn out to be true! Will you be a real one? And have my back when the SEC comes for Loops?
Timeframe:Next 14 months. Pointed out all the main action. Now you have zero reason NOT TO become filthy rich in life.
Indicators used: "Come on man"
Shout out to: My accountant for setting up LLC's with numbers that barely match.
Description: Pump because of a website design update. Yes. Alts are back.
Timeframe: 18 Dec
Indicators used: Lots of prair.
Shout out: Our boy Barry Silbert for pitching $ETC to his wallstreet friends.
Description: This that 'Buy when there's blood in the streets'-shit our boy Warren was talkin' about. RR=3. I expect a sluggish 2-week long rally to last support-line at ~$6000.
Timeframe: 2 - 3 weeks.
Indicators used: Insider trading tips > Technical indicators.
Shout out: Huobi Lin for faxing me pump targets.
Description: Remember when Macklemore had the #1 raprecord? I dont.
Timeframe ~3 days
Indicators used: 0.123 x 29.53 = 3.63 days since New Moon.
Shout outs: Them 6 white speakers at Jackson Palmers latest speaking gig.
* Bull scenario if this dont break down here.
Description: This freaking thing has a 17B marketcap. All I demand is 0.001%.
TimeFrame: March 30 (2 months)
Indicators used: It's called 'common sense'.
Shout out to: Bitconnect' Carlos
Take note of the entry and the cute little wave pattern I've drawn. It means price will run into resistance at 0.000065 (Current snapshot: imgur.com ).
Description: If you're NOT running a Litecoin short we aint talking to you.
Indicators used: Meh..
Timeframe: Irrelevant. Always short $LTC
Shout out to: Huobi Whalegroup for that sweet inside-information
Description: 3x Bitcoin-trades in one! Your friends will hate you for it.
Time-Frame: Chart was plotted accordingly.
Indicators used: Used a Ouija board this time.
Shout out to: My family, friends & the SEC.
Description: All my friends are investing in Monero. It has anon.
Timeframe: This week. I promise.
Indicators used: Dont worry it has anon. The pump is certain.
Shout out to: I dont know. Everybody is anon.
Note: Use Bitmex. Low liquidity can be a blessing.