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Doom and gloom everywhere. Spy and BTC both close to strong reversals in my opinion. A pattern has formed in Bitcoin where there is a large drop following the completion of a bear flag. This has now happened twice. This is the third bear flag Bitcoin has dropped from, but instead of having a large drop it has instead gone sideways? Bitcoin also formed a large...

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Previous Close 4.4545 Open 4.4700 Bid 4.4480 x 0 Ask 4.4495 x 0 Day's Range 4.4410 - 4.4925 52 Week Range 4.1180 - 5.7690 Volume 3,407,332 Avg. Volume 10,904,368 Market Cap 25.032B Beta (5Y Monthly) 0.57 PE Ratio (TTM) 16.47 EPS (TTM) 0.2700 Earnings Date Jul 21, 2022 Forward Dividend & Yield 0.08 (1.80%) Ex-Dividend Date May 02, 2022 1y Target Est 57.72 No...

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The other day, I met a close friend of my roommate. He tried to shill me GameStop. After it has already gone up 18,700%. Nokia on the other hand? Mention it to anyone who knows anything about stocks and you'll get laughed at. He laughed at me. Even in Finland, apparently Nokia is known as the stock that will always let you down. Always. From this point...

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Nokia has been quiet for years - too quiet I suspect. You remember those old brick phones, the ones that were nearly indestructible, right? I have been watching Nokia off and on since March of last year, trying to find a decent entry point. This is an update to my original idea linked below. Due to Nokia's prior reputation, I have for nearly a year had a very...

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BITCOIN! First update in quite some time. Usually when I produce and publish an idea on Bitcoin, there's a rather large movement. Will it happen again? Check out that weekly. Man, that suddenly turned quite ugly. Bitcoin just closed a daily candle underneath the 7 year "Magical line" for the first/second time since the epic bullrun of...

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to save the day. CV is a hoax. but on some real stuff they've poisoned our water supply. i would know, i'm nuttier than a peanut allergy. this schnitzlefrats is so overly simple, it's actually hilarious. KINDA. well, actually, kindareally hilarious. papa trump is workin the economy to make people money. not just him. not his cronies. not your grandpa. you. and...

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This and next week will be 9 months since the 'BANG' 'meme stocks' had a huge surge of 'retail' buying. Nokia will be releasing their next Earnings Report in 9 days on 10/28/21. The chart for Nokia is currently showing an interesting confluence coinciding with these events. I'd keep a very close eye on the stock options for this company. The implied volatility...

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Falling wedge reversal pattern. Still not very experienced with Elliott Wave Theory, but I do believe there is a crystal clear 5-3-5 ABC pattern close to completing. Price is situated on very strong support spanning the past year and a half. MACD attempting to cross bull. RSI on weekly has broken slightly below 40 RSI which...

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This is a setup I have been watching for quite some time now. If you blink at the wrong time, you'll quickly realize why. To me, ACB looks to be in a gigantic inverted head and shoulders pattern, with the right shoulder being close to completing. (Assuming the 5-3-5 pattern shown on my recent TLRY idea is correct, anyway.) The accumulation phase for the right...

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TLDR: $250 call EX. 1/21/22 or going long Paypal shares @ ~$188, S/L $171.60. 3.6 Risk to reward ratio. Lately there has been a lot of chatter surrounding Paypal due to being extremely oversold on high time frames. I took a quick look and the very first thing that caught my eye was hidden bullish divergence in the high time frames. Just for fun I thought I'd come...

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By drawing a trend based Fibonacci Extension from the June 22nd bottom to the swing high on June 29th then to the higher low on July 20th, BTC is potentially about to battle against a 3.618 extension located at $58,326. As the Bitstamp (FIAT) exchange neared the 0.786 retracement from ATH, a high volume 9% flash dump...

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no ta needed. tank me later

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hi mom putting this here for later if there is one

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we gotta help the newbs make some money someday ...if we dont, what fresh money will we have to take advantage of? btw this is a realllllllly bad idea. 5g will control our brains but you can control the charts, if unlike me you actually trai kek i wish i could say i was kidding see you when 5g finally takes the throne,...

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If you cannot figure out why this is a very big deal, SFYL. Just putting this here later so it can't be deleted, will elaborate later.

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Search for my comment on this idea. It may go down in history. When I finally get a computer up and running again, I'll come back and update this idea just to say I told you so. Good luck.

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Since the beginning of 2010, there have been 5 rejections of a MAJOR RSI trend line on the 3 month big boy time frame, which closes soon. A successful breakout finally occurred on the 6th attempt. From the start of the trend line until the point of breakout between Janury and April of 2018, this has held as resistance for just under 8 YEARS STRAIGHT. 3 Monthly...