German coffers dry and flakey, pass the head & shoulders baby

The dax needs something wet, not dry powder,
this flakey stock market, is lookin shakey
you can kick and be yellin, it was greenspan who started
printed too much cash gettin of the lower bound,
aint as easy as ya think, no wages growth
or PMI steep slope,
and you'll sink in a blink, just relax and joke

you risk whiplash, lock up ya cash
just dont put it in crypto, especially not DASH

bring wolfgang and merkel and close up the boarders,
populist forces are gonna bring deglobal forces
de-railing the trump bull, like humpty dumpty off a stool
fuck this passive trade is crowded, not cool.

when ya go -15, you remember the cream
the good ol days, are never as good as they seem
so manage ya risk and lock in ya stops.
remember its the drop bears that collapse