Wojak invested his life savings after Elon Musk said "Low-key Loki" and since then Wojak has lived under the bridge eating scraps of newspaper and rain water.
Wojak checks the chart every day and watches it get lower and lower, its too bad Wojack bought in at the top, sometimes Wojak begs for money on the streets, and one time had enough to buy a Wendy's Biggie Bag. Instead he took the change to his local Wells-Fargo and asked for it to be deposited into his account. At first security tried to throw him out for smelling so bad, but Wojak showed them his debit card and said "Please, I am here to make a deposit"
Once the $6 was transferred to his account Wojak left the bank and went back to his home under the bridge.
Wojak opened his old Iphone from back when he was a successful back end data engineer, before his job was replaced by Chat GPT. Wojak entered his $6 into coinbase and transferred it to a strange exchange and using his VPN was able to purchase almost 100 more Oxen. He looked at his wallet balance and smiled "Diamond Hands".
Wojak curled up under the bridge in his tattered blanket, he looked up at the stars and wondered what it all meant.