Wojak has a happy Thanksgiving. Wojak and the Oxen ep 3
Wojack was still broke, he was still living under the bridge, he had developed a mild case of gangrene but was able to move around using an old shopping cart and a broomstick that had been used to shoe him away from the Wendy's Dumpster.
Wojak thought to himself "maybe I am rich now, Maybe Oxen has reached its all time high, Maybe it has finally gone to $1000 and replaced Apple as the number one tech company on the planet. He was delirious. He thought all these things as his iPhone 7 loaded the price on the screen.
It had hardly budged since he last checked.
Wojak sighed disappointedly, but then remembered that patience is a virtue.
Wojak scribbled on his chart the ideal price pattern, he moved the rockets forward and higher and the moon as well.
Wojak was unsure if he could survive out here for another year, but surely he wouldn't have to, surely Oxen would go up in value and he would have enough money to afford a modest shelter and a prosthetic limb.
Wojak looked out from under the bridge and found a small cat eating from an empty can of beans, he didn't know if cats liked beans, but this one was hungry. Wojak smiled to himself, he had a friend. A companion who understood his situation perfectly. There was a lot to be thankful for this thanksgiving.
Will Wojak's situation flip? find out in the next installment coming in 2024.
Wojak thought to himself "maybe I am rich now, Maybe Oxen has reached its all time high, Maybe it has finally gone to $1000 and replaced Apple as the number one tech company on the planet. He was delirious. He thought all these things as his iPhone 7 loaded the price on the screen.
It had hardly budged since he last checked.
Wojak sighed disappointedly, but then remembered that patience is a virtue.
Wojak scribbled on his chart the ideal price pattern, he moved the rockets forward and higher and the moon as well.
Wojak was unsure if he could survive out here for another year, but surely he wouldn't have to, surely Oxen would go up in value and he would have enough money to afford a modest shelter and a prosthetic limb.
Wojak looked out from under the bridge and found a small cat eating from an empty can of beans, he didn't know if cats liked beans, but this one was hungry. Wojak smiled to himself, he had a friend. A companion who understood his situation perfectly. There was a lot to be thankful for this thanksgiving.
Will Wojak's situation flip? find out in the next installment coming in 2024.