coinhoIio

How Correlation Because Causation

Long
KRAKEN:ALGOUSD   Algorand
You is proll tinkin, coinholio, that is a hecka sick chart g, what does it mean dog?

I respond: I'm not really sure, bloh, but it looks pretty honkin' cool? Look at those beautiful lines. They tell me what I want to see.

If enough people see my lines they will actualize in spite of being actual lies. This is what it means to be a pro trader. Following the herd so well you get rekt and lose all your money before they do, and then when they lose their money later they ask how you got so good at beating them to the punch. Beautiful lies conveying a sense of pleasure in the beholder are put on a pedestal. Aliens will look at us and think, "schoosh schooal soau oaura oau pasdfuhr", which translates to something like "these peoples thought they could predict the future when they just had to predict other people".

Predicting other people is easier than predicting the future. I predicted my mother would bring down some chicken tenders to me this morning to celebrate New Year's Day. She brought me a pet salamander. Bad example. Here's a better one maybe.

I tried to install the Tesos software on my computer. It's a piece of crap written on "oh camel" or something. Who is gonna want that? Nobody. Who is the author of Tezos? Nobody relevant. What is the forefront of Tesos? Self-governance? Can you really trust democracy? The average, the middle of the bell curve to make decisions? The Internet began in labs and universities. If it began in people's homes we would still be using American's online and paying 56 dollars for JPEGs of Carmen Electron. What about smart contracts? These geniuses boast about turing completeness like its a beefsteak tomato. It's not even a chickenhammer potato. Do you really trust the average coder with a turing complete smart contract like Etherium or Tesos?

We needed a fast, trustworthy potatoe proof of steak protocol. We need bare-minium features, practical enough for the average code monkey. We need an easy to install client written in a technology friendly to the 21st century. We need lightning fast transactions, and a network that can reach consensus faster than Etherium. Lastly, we need all of this to be created by someone with ethos. For example, a PHD professor at a reputable university.

Whoa that was kind of a tangent from my usual trading advice guys, I'm really sorry, I had too much to drink last night and wrote all that crap LOL! anyway just forget all that bs and lets buy some algorand cuz why not? LMAO
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