Solana: Well, doc, I think I did pretty well on my TPS. You may HODL my bag if you like.
Doctor: Well, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.
Doctor: Mr. Sol, I'm afraid you are the rektest blockchains in the United States. You have everything.
Solana: You mean I have production outages?
Solana: Non functional dashboards?
in maths classes we got taughted that when you make division by one thing by other thing and that other thing is the first thing ur suppose to get like 1 or something
but shibn ibns doesnt makes that
i wonder if that meen that shib is broken
haha just kidding im not dumb, this is called an arbitration opportunity
good thing i have a lawyer
algorand already successfully hosts a digital currency on the marshal islands and has a hundred other partners. here are some of the things its done lately. this blockchain does not advertise to traders, so do your research and make a decision while you still can. not only do i think it will rise, i think it will destroy eth and all of the other coins into...
gene simmons bought ADA, but he probably sent it to the deadalus scam wallet
rn the cardano copers are trying to get the deadalus scam wallet removed because its stealing all the coins from the noobs... cardano can't even have the foresight to consider people might search for "cardano wallet" in the app store and they claim to be the future of blockchang? all...
natural instinct for trader to take profit when they're in from $0.30, but i say nah
algorand is the most advanced coin out there right now
it's the idea people have in their head when they think of cardano or avalanche
but those are weaky consistent and need delegated staking
they are overhyped mongo db of blockchain
only thing they can advertize is tps, why?...
if u are a gamestop holder this post is for you. i, the great coinholio, shorted gamestonk last year, buying puts at $1.5 June 2021 for $0.40. i recently sold these puts for the same price, due to hedge fund retards broken IV algos lol. turns out a $300 dropping to $150 makes bots do some crazy options buys... my other position has been a long on the gamecock...
One block finality
Stateless and Stateful Smart Contracts
MIT, Silvio, Gensler
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Wallets don't have to store entire block chain
Keep coping ADAcels, I am drinking the marmalade of your tears rn.
100,000 people just learned what a gamma squeeze is. they are buying gamestop and getting rekt soon. while they is doing that, we think like a pro trader. ok so something about a stop loss and not to do more than 2% of tha portfolio?
nah, screw this, let's just buy bed bath and beyond. what could possibly go wrong? they sell the best candle and keep me far away...
you spent 2016-2020 watching grilled cheese sandwich improve american reputations across the world
but now the time is come to improve reputation of youre portfolio
tomo, jose biden is going to be sitting in the drivers seat of americuh
maybe you isnt into the politik too much? ok
lets talk about da good stuf
disis da pure truefacs
lettuce talk about gary...
DNT, or district0x, a token that puts memes on the block chain. Completely useless shitcoin accumulated by whales, was <$0.005 only a year ago, now ~$0.12.
If you're holding DNT, you need to get right with GOD, because the dump will be glorious. This coin has almost no liquidity on any exchange!
HERES TO 200X MORE BAGS!
story time: back in da day ur pal coinholio took some of da bix bugs ($5.00) profits from $NLS and shorted a lil company called game stop. needless to say, dem puts are now $0.01 on robinhood!!! wtf!
i ask google what happen, how come i didnt make magic money time buying thems puts at $4.00 to $1.00? well it turn out dat lotta peeps had da same idea, see, when...
lotta people frothing at the mouth for cardano, da coin has excellent marketing but peeps is a lil too excited about tha tek. here some properties of popular cardano coin rn. we gonna look at da tech and decide if is good to make purchase of coin for long term holding
Circulating supply: 31B ADA
Market Price: $0.40
Market Cap: 12B
i promise myself i wouldnt reveal my tricks, but i lied, cuz to be a pro trader u gotta be unpredictable even with yourself
let me introduce to you Fundemental Theorem of Algorand Trading: Wick Donalds. take a minute to appreciate the fine art i prepared for you in all its glory
good. this chart describes a phenomenomnom called Wick Donalds. it is...
so you losted all your munz, so what? it cud always be worser. this is important history lessn for pro traders from a vetern who livd through the histori of stuff
ok so let me educ8 u, this happen a long time ago, i tink around... april 2020? ya
peepo was looky looky at da oils cuz da oils was droppa it was $2 buckarinos or sumtin and dey though: "hey i kno is...