Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking...
After a wild night of boo's and loose women, woah.. I mean bad weather, it looks like we will be ready for departure within the next couple days.
Our April 12th arrival is still intact, although we must ask for everyone to remain calm and to expect the possibility of short intermittent delays.
We have been upgraded to a larger aircraft for any last apes looking for a lift... Be weary, these last apes jumping on now don't have the guts like the ones that bought these tickets years ago. They could become dramatic and erratic... and that is why we are equipped with parachutes.
You are free to roam.
After a wild night of boo's and loose women, woah.. I mean bad weather, it looks like we will be ready for departure within the next couple days.
Our April 12th arrival is still intact, although we must ask for everyone to remain calm and to expect the possibility of short intermittent delays.
We have been upgraded to a larger aircraft for any last apes looking for a lift... Be weary, these last apes jumping on now don't have the guts like the ones that bought these tickets years ago. They could become dramatic and erratic... and that is why we are equipped with parachutes.
You are free to roam.