Alright my loyalest of followers, gather round for another prophecy.
Today a Philips Razor was ordered. Soon it wil be within my grasp. Thus, a sharp look shall be foretold. Such will inspire many a man in the coming times. As the tale of my newest of beards spreads, more men will reach for a Philips device to attain a similar legendary status. All will fail to amount to my stature, but as we all know: sales maketh the stock.
And so Our Prophecy™ concludes: Philips whilst raise through the heavens carried by its immortal shaved steeds.
Today a Philips Razor was ordered. Soon it wil be within my grasp. Thus, a sharp look shall be foretold. Such will inspire many a man in the coming times. As the tale of my newest of beards spreads, more men will reach for a Philips device to attain a similar legendary status. All will fail to amount to my stature, but as we all know: sales maketh the stock.
And so Our Prophecy™ concludes: Philips whilst raise through the heavens carried by its immortal shaved steeds.
Order cancelled:
So... apparently I look better unshaved