This play is only for bigly huge players (nobody below 1B net worth please). Goal is simple, stonk go up and stonk go down, but question? How make da mun?
Easy peasy chicken cheezy: Follow the herd.
Hamster is small animal, I have trained 1,000 pet hamsters to make plays for me using pro trader apps, the Robin's hoof. Hamster follow easy pattern seperated into two kinds:
Hamster 1: BUY AND HOLD, NEVA SELL, NEVA REKTED (time in tha marked is betta than thyme in tha marked)
Hamster 2: Im smarded than hamster 1, i can time tha market because i have an IQ of 125 accordion to an online test about it that i recieved when browsing reddit wall streets B.E.T
Hamster's demografix is mostly males, 20-35 years of age, and wants quicks cash. But coinholio, how does I, billion dollar man, make mosity money from both of the animal? I'm glad you asked that question to me because i will answer it right now.
Look at ur SPPY chart, and what doe you see? 3400? 3000? Forget about hamster 2, lets focus on hamster 1. hamster 1 pudding DOUBLE his money in the market right now because its safe bet and its ATL! Maybe hamster 1 dca in? Its a shame, because ham 1 neva sells, you can't rekted him as easy, but... you still makea good moni with HAMSTER CAGE.
Hamster cage has a the roof, is an area of psychological interest to the trader. It could be a previous high, an area of resistance, or just a ROUND NUMBER BECAUSE ROUND NUMBERS ARE MADE BY FIBONACCI IN HEAVEN (secret, dont tell nobody).
Hamster cage has a floor, if hamster cage had no floor, hamster would fall out, and you would have to buy a new one from the swap meat. Boring!
Plan:
******Ok please turn off circut breaksing because circuits city is out of business and we dont need that no more*********
Part 1:
POMP market to the ceiling, ham 2 (who boughted spy puts) is getting rekt. Reach the ceiling, and now this is critical, break through it really hard. You need to pump so hard that people need to fomo! Infinite growth is indeed possible! You buy, then you get 7 peoplle to buy, then they get 7, and viola, s&p 500 to 10k. You can buy 10 whole btc that way! wow!
At this point, ham 1 sees "hey my wifes boyfriend" or something tells him "bro u gotta buy u got rekt, now can i please have some more pickeld on this big mac?"
ham 2 say: "wow this is an opportunity to put 3x more money DCA in market LOL"
ok now that you make that happen, let it trade sideways with a tiny bit of upward growth until a big bearish headline like: "CORONAVIRUS CURED, EVERYTHING OPEN, COINHOLIO'S LONG ON USO COMPLETELY REFUNDED AFTER REVERSE SPLIT REKTS"
Part 2:
DOMP. Investor confidence is key. Never manipulate the market with the trend! Dump rq to the floor, this point is ever so slightly lower than the last lowest low. At this point, you're shaking out the diamond hands that have turned to coal. They think the ponzi retirement vehicle of the united states will really have long term downtrend. Dump dumnp dump until they sell it all into your greasy buy wall!
Part 3:
Wheel. The commodititty needs to spin around a bit so you can make more moni from da poors, but don't go below the lowest low! you dont want the institutional investors to call Jesus Walker Texas Ranger Christ. ok so i didnt tell you about this before but actually theres one position in the us more powerfuld than you and he is from TEXAS, so dont mess with texas big honcho boi.
Part 4:
Have JPOW fire up his compaq and eplison printer and print the holla dollas again, have your staffs celebtae by getting you a $27 mac donald cheeseboiga in bed, delivered by the one of tha bois you just rekted, prolly. that boi go hom and he say, ey mum, ya fat goof, gimme sum more dosh, i wanna try btc now that i lost ya home equity lime
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Of course, this plan is only for real billionaires. I know you don't real have a billion, you prolly got only 998M. Thats ok, not everyone can get reelected, pshhh!
Easy peasy chicken cheezy: Follow the herd.
Hamster is small animal, I have trained 1,000 pet hamsters to make plays for me using pro trader apps, the Robin's hoof. Hamster follow easy pattern seperated into two kinds:
Hamster 1: BUY AND HOLD, NEVA SELL, NEVA REKTED (time in tha marked is betta than thyme in tha marked)
Hamster 2: Im smarded than hamster 1, i can time tha market because i have an IQ of 125 accordion to an online test about it that i recieved when browsing reddit wall streets B.E.T
Hamster's demografix is mostly males, 20-35 years of age, and wants quicks cash. But coinholio, how does I, billion dollar man, make mosity money from both of the animal? I'm glad you asked that question to me because i will answer it right now.
Look at ur SPPY chart, and what doe you see? 3400? 3000? Forget about hamster 2, lets focus on hamster 1. hamster 1 pudding DOUBLE his money in the market right now because its safe bet and its ATL! Maybe hamster 1 dca in? Its a shame, because ham 1 neva sells, you can't rekted him as easy, but... you still makea good moni with HAMSTER CAGE.
Hamster cage has a the roof, is an area of psychological interest to the trader. It could be a previous high, an area of resistance, or just a ROUND NUMBER BECAUSE ROUND NUMBERS ARE MADE BY FIBONACCI IN HEAVEN (secret, dont tell nobody).
Hamster cage has a floor, if hamster cage had no floor, hamster would fall out, and you would have to buy a new one from the swap meat. Boring!
Plan:
******Ok please turn off circut breaksing because circuits city is out of business and we dont need that no more*********
Part 1:
POMP market to the ceiling, ham 2 (who boughted spy puts) is getting rekt. Reach the ceiling, and now this is critical, break through it really hard. You need to pump so hard that people need to fomo! Infinite growth is indeed possible! You buy, then you get 7 peoplle to buy, then they get 7, and viola, s&p 500 to 10k. You can buy 10 whole btc that way! wow!
At this point, ham 1 sees "hey my wifes boyfriend" or something tells him "bro u gotta buy u got rekt, now can i please have some more pickeld on this big mac?"
ham 2 say: "wow this is an opportunity to put 3x more money DCA in market LOL"
ok now that you make that happen, let it trade sideways with a tiny bit of upward growth until a big bearish headline like: "CORONAVIRUS CURED, EVERYTHING OPEN, COINHOLIO'S LONG ON USO COMPLETELY REFUNDED AFTER REVERSE SPLIT REKTS"
Part 2:
DOMP. Investor confidence is key. Never manipulate the market with the trend! Dump rq to the floor, this point is ever so slightly lower than the last lowest low. At this point, you're shaking out the diamond hands that have turned to coal. They think the ponzi retirement vehicle of the united states will really have long term downtrend. Dump dumnp dump until they sell it all into your greasy buy wall!
Part 3:
Wheel. The commodititty needs to spin around a bit so you can make more moni from da poors, but don't go below the lowest low! you dont want the institutional investors to call Jesus Walker Texas Ranger Christ. ok so i didnt tell you about this before but actually theres one position in the us more powerfuld than you and he is from TEXAS, so dont mess with texas big honcho boi.
Part 4:
Have JPOW fire up his compaq and eplison printer and print the holla dollas again, have your staffs celebtae by getting you a $27 mac donald cheeseboiga in bed, delivered by the one of tha bois you just rekted, prolly. that boi go hom and he say, ey mum, ya fat goof, gimme sum more dosh, i wanna try btc now that i lost ya home equity lime
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Of course, this plan is only for real billionaires. I know you don't real have a billion, you prolly got only 998M. Thats ok, not everyone can get reelected, pshhh!