Sorry bros, as crypto becomes mainstream each cycle is elongated.
Good news: Bitcoin is back at $30k by the end of this year.
(you sell here if you need to)
Bad news: It will keep coming back to $20k and crab 2024 to 2026.
(take a holiday)
More bad news: After the crab Bitcoin will "die" and dip under $10k.
(holidays over m8, you're going all in)
Good news: From 2026 to 2028 Bitcoin goes back up to $50k.
(wow Bitcoin isn't dead after all (yet again), you look smart!)
Bad News: Crab market for 4 long years at $50k
(mainstream is more boring than you thought, so get married, have kids, etc)
Good news: the final pump, Bitcoin goes to $500k.
(WWIII, zimbabwe style hyperinflation, social collapse. BUT YOU'RE RICH! 🤑
This is not a prediction, it is a map. History will prove me right.
Good news: Bitcoin is back at $30k by the end of this year.
(you sell here if you need to)
Bad news: It will keep coming back to $20k and crab 2024 to 2026.
(take a holiday)
More bad news: After the crab Bitcoin will "die" and dip under $10k.
(holidays over m8, you're going all in)
Good news: From 2026 to 2028 Bitcoin goes back up to $50k.
(wow Bitcoin isn't dead after all (yet again), you look smart!)
Bad News: Crab market for 4 long years at $50k
(mainstream is more boring than you thought, so get married, have kids, etc)
Good news: the final pump, Bitcoin goes to $500k.
(WWIII, zimbabwe style hyperinflation, social collapse. BUT YOU'RE RICH! 🤑
This is not a prediction, it is a map. History will prove me right.